Heidi's Fart in a Jar

The organic energy required to fuel the First Lady of Kill Tony’s viscera must be of the most lavish origin. 

It can only be consumed when partnered with the finest Parisian dinnerware that is adorned with 24k gold accents.

Given these unwavering specifications, please be patient with the time it will take for you to receive your jar of the #1 flatulence scent in the world.