Heidi's Fart in a Jar (Pre-order)
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The organic energy required to fuel the First Lady of Kill Tony’s viscera must be of the most lavish origin.
It can only be consumed when partnered with the finest Parisian dinnerware that is adorned with 24k gold accents.
Given these unwavering specifications, please be patient with the time it will take for you to receive your jar of the #1 flatulence scent in the world.
Kill Tony T-Shirts
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chest Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Neck Size | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 7 3/4 |
Kill Tony Hoodies
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chest Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 34 1/2 | 35 1/2 | 36 1/2 | 37 1/2 | 38 1/2 | 29 1/2 |
| Sleeve Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |